Urban: I Was Already a Prodigy at Three

That year, zombies ran rampant. The leaders of every nation came forward and begged him to emerge from seclusion. He reluctantly agreed, and in a single night, tore off the Zombie King's head.

That year, mutants terrorized the world, and countless people knelt in prayer night after night. He reluctantly agreed, still in his pajamas, and with a yawn, hung the leader's head from a mountaintop.

That year, aliens invaded and interrupted his meal. In a fit of rage, he waved a hand and smashed thousands of massive warships to pieces, then turned the alien leader into fertilizer for his garden.

People called him the most powerful being in history, whose contributions to humanity surpassed those of tens of millions of scientists.

He was the idol in every man's heart and the prince every woman wanted to marry.

He was an unsurpassable legend, the only god in the world.

He was Chu Fan, the man written into the textbooks!

But now, atop a snowy mountain, he gazes at the lights in the distance, then at the princesses from every nation scrambling to climb into his bed...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.