I Use Xianbo to Teach People Cultivation

With the spiritual qi revival, Ye Xuan, who hadn't received any transmigrator perks at all, discovered a new app on his phone called "Immortal Blog."

"I used to be a genius, but now I want to jump off a cliff. What should I do?"

"For a bonded spirit beast, should I choose a wolf or a bear? Which one is more aggressive?"

"When will I meet a peerless powerhouse riding on an auspicious rainbow cloud to come get me?"

So Ye Xuan replied to each post, following the usual conventions.

"Jump off a cliff? Wait! Absolutely don't! If you die now, you'll just be some random name. Get married first, then jump, and you'll be famous!"

"What kind of bonded spirit beast should you choose? Obviously, the ugliest mongrel you can find. Remember, the dirtier and more inconspicuous, the better!"

"A peerless powerhouse? Hey, girl, just DM me!"

Little by little, Ye Xuan not only gained countless followers, but also earned points!

You rely on spiritual qi? Sorry, I rely on true qi.

You say this sword of yours is really...

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