Great Tang: I Saved Li Shimin from the Start

One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming in the corner stood up and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. Anyone who doesn't reply after reading it is anthropomorphic.

The first time I looked at the female classmate's private parts, I was very surprised. It was so dark, dirty, and even very distressing, especially because there were two thousand wrinkled flesh, and it was a little dark and greasy. When she saw my surprised and frightened look, she was also very shy and embarrassed, and said to me: Don't mind, this is the first time I let a male classmate look at my lower body. I was nervous and put too much soy sauce on it. Beef noodles are not originally like this!

Li Er: Who the hell did I offend? Those who came to Datang either rebelled against me or robbed my wife and daughter, or else they insulted me. Fortunately, some people in the sea licked me, otherwise they wouldn't be able to survive!

I want to show off, my brother who is at a lower level, I will teach you how to upgrade, recharge with Krypton gold, and your recovery will automatically increase by 3,000 points.

As long as it is the Tang Dynasty, the heroine will always be happy

What a joke, isn't Hongfunu Li Jing's wife? How did she become a singer?

Many people will not watch your marriage proposal.

Soldier: Report to the commander that we have run out of bullets, but what should we do if the female soldiers are still pressing forward step by step? Commander: Brothers, if you don't have any bullets, just have sex with them. We must rape all the female soldiers. Soldier: At the end of the battle, most of the female soldiers were raped, a small number were impregnated and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! One of our soldiers was injured, named Yang Wei, who was the one who didn't comment after reading it!

I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the other is Dong Yong, the third is Ning Caichen, one dares to be a snake in the sun, one dares to be a sun immortal, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts. After watching Hua Qiangu, I realized that Luo Shi is a real man who dares to fuck a caterpillar. I despise Sun Wukong the most. After he immobilized the seven fairies, he went to steal peaches, but I have to admire Sun Wukong's father. I was actually drunk even though I was able to get pregnant with stones. Some people said that I had no experience with water. I just slapped them in the face. Are you talking nonsense? I didn't know how to upgrade without water before. Now I understand. . Anyway, a 50-word sticker can be upgraded. You can also earn experience. Upgrading requires experience, so I copied this sentence. Reply when you encounter a post, and leave when you're done with it.

Is the author here? Drink more hot water!