Children, do you have many questions? Why, while others were learning ninjutsu there, I was playing rock and roll in a shop that washed dust. Why is it that while others are practicing hard, I am playing rocking music in a dusty shop. Why, when I fight against others, I easily crush them.
"Because you were playing rock music in my store."
In the 21st century, a young man with a hammer traveled to the world of Naruto and became a kid as big as Konohamaru. He also opened a shaker shop next to Ichiraku Ramen.
S-level ninjutsu? Have.
Blood stain limit? Have.
Tailed beast? Have.
In this store, as long as you have money, you can have all of these!
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.