Great Tang: The Audacious Demon Monk Tang Sanzang

Mount Putuo: "What the hell is this prohibition against killing? I'll break whatever prohibition I damn well please!"

The Kingdom of Shituo: "Wukong, see that roc demon in the sky? What do you say we figure out a way to sneak up and blast the hell out of him?"

Black Wind Mountain: "They say demons are good at hand-to-hand combat. Well, I don't believe it! Demons are made of flesh too. A blow from my monk's staff will punch a hole right through them. Even the King of Hell himself would get beaten until his own mother wouldn't recognize him!"

The Kingdom of Women: "Tang Sanzang, in life I'm yours, and in death I'm your ghost!" "Master, let me take Bajie and charge one more time." Tang Sanzang kicked Wukong flying. "Fire! Fire!"

Guanyin: "Wukong, talk some sense into your master. He can't go around fighting and killing all the time. The demons are just trying to make a living..."

Wukong: "Master, maybe stop eating the demons. It looks bad..."

Tang Sanzang smiled. "These three are eggplant, potato, and green pepper spirits. They're vegetarian. Damn it, they actually call themselves..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.