My Pets Dominate the World

Xu Daolin was on the verge of ascending when he found wine brewed by immortals for ten thousand years. He took a small sip and ended up drunk for ten thousand years. By the time he woke again, it was the present day.

His pet, a nine-tailed fox, grew tired of being lonely, took the alias Yang Xiaomi, and became a world-famous superstar with countless fans!

His mount, the Cloud Pegasus, started from nothing, amassed a multibillion-dollar business empire, and became China's richest man, envied by all!

His guard dog, Qingya, secretly learned a few martial arts moves from him and became a revered martial arts master!

An elderly red-crowned crane learned a little traditional medicine from him, opened a clinic, and was hailed as China's greatest doctor!

A little green snake with bamboo-leaf markings transformed into a dragon and took over the Bermuda Triangle, creating the world's largest human exclusion zone!

Even the little golden carp in the pond by his gate cultivated a human form and won the Olympic swimming championship...

How come I wake up from a nap and... my pets have conquered the whole world?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.