Naruto: Keep Them Alive for Me

"I, Ye Xun, swear here to give everyone a happy ending!!" Senju Hashirama: "Then please explain what's going on between us." Uchiha Madara: "It's just that we are not human beings." Ye Xun: "Ahem, don't be anxious! It's not your turn yet!" Neji: "I want to marry Tenten! I want to hold Himawari!" Itachi: "I want to eat three-color meatballs, sweet ones." Ye Xun: "I'll satisfy you!" Sarutobi Asuma: "I want to hold a girl... Shisui!!!" Shisui: "???" Jiraiya: "I want to touch Tsunade's... Hehe~" Tsunade: "Get out!" Start from scratch and give Naruto a happy ending. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.