The Animals I Keep Have Special Skills

By a twist of fate, Jiang Luo is reborn in 2012 and activates a God-Tier Animal-Raising System. The System helps him raise animals, and the animals at his rural family home all become spirits, each with a special skill:

The rooster he raises is the king of chickens. Its skill is seducing hens, and every hen in the village belongs to its harem.

The parrot he raises is an "Ancheng insult comic" whose only skill is roasting people. Its catchphrase is, "Does your family live in Dunhuang?"... The dog in his home can skateboard, the monkey can brew wine, the eagle can peel garlic, and the kangaroo can box. In short, no one can survive in this household without a special skill.

But the kings of this household aren't any of those animals. They're two white foxes with human-level intelligence, Jiang Luo's two beloved daughters. As for their skills...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.