I Would Rather Not Have so Many Systems

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the super mentally retarded system!" "Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the cheating system!" "Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the super suicidal system..." Other people's systems are normal, why do I have so many systems? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.