The Good-for-Nothing Little Taoist

My name is *Bao. Just like my name suggests, I'm a person with * growing on my head, a person with lumps on my brain. They call me *Bao. I'm also a Taoist priest, so they call me *Bao, the Little Taoist. I lead a bunch of idiots... no... a team of *Bao teammates in slaying demons and exorcising evil, bringing blessings to all living things, right up until the very end of my life.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.