One Piece: One Swing of My Hammer and You’re Dead

After transmigrating to the world of One Piece, Ling Feng relies on the Soul-Snatching Hammer System, which lets him knock random attributes off his targets. The higher the hammer's level, the more attributes they drop.

So Ling Feng...

Hammers a Sea King and gains the ability to swim. Hammers a Devil Fruit user and gains a special attribute.

There's an elephant that carries an island? I'll hammer it... There's a ten-thousand-year-old giant tree? I'll hammer that too...

Whitebeard: "The next wave always overtakes the last, and the last wave dies beneath the hammer."

Shanks: "Everyone shows me respect, but he tells me to get a hammer."

Charlotte Linlin: "At the slightest disagreement, he smashed the cake, the party, and even the photos!"

Kaido: "If you want to die, there's no better way than me with a club and him with a hammer."

Mihawk: "I studied swordsmanship my whole life, but that man said I should learn to use a hammer."

Sengoku: "Akainu's grave is already *that* tall. Can it still not stop the age of the Great Hammer from arriving?"

So, have you ever been hit with a hammer?

No angst, just fun...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.