The Taoist Priest Comes Down the Mountain: A Carefree Tour of the City

After ten years in the mountains, I can finally come down. You ask what sort of person I, Li Mu Chen, am? I'll tell you right now: I dare to show off in ways you wouldn't dare, and I dare to offend people you wouldn't dare cross. First I'll beat them, then I'll thrash them. Kid, was that clear enough?

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.