Urban: I Kidnapped the System from the Start

Gu Yan's distant uncle suddenly came to him, wanting to transfer his System to him.

But Gu Yan believed in one thing: there's no such thing as a free lunch.

So he asked, "Then, Uncle Gu Dan, what's the price?"

"As long as you complete the System's missions on time, you can earn rewards. You'll become as rich and handsome as me!"

Gu Yan looked at his uncle, who weighed a good three hundred pounds and was as round as a ball, yet thought himself handsome. Remembering the many brainless admirers around him, he sneered and pointed a gun at his own head.

"You want to control me? No way! I admit I'm taking a gamble, but today either the System or I will die!"

System: "...All right, you win! No missions, no brainwashing. You want money, I'll give you money. You want a car, I'll give you a car!"

"Good. Give me a bicycle first!"

System: "...Why would you need a bicycle?"

"To exercise! I don't want to get fat like him!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.