At the gate of the zoo, a giant panda suddenly spoke human language.
"I have been pretending to be a giant panda for so long, but in exchange for the fun of you humans. Now I don't pretend anymore, I show my cards, I am a panda and can speak human language! Not only can I speak human language, I also want to ride the fastest three-wheeler and be the wildest panda! The bear people will never be slaves!"
After saying that, he rode on a children's tricycle and drove away at a speed of two hundred yards.
"Although I smoke, drink and perm my hair, I am definitely a good panda!"
"Eat the spiciest hotpot and take the fastest highway!"
"Today I climbed Mount Everest, which is a small step for me, but a giant step for the panda family! The next plan is to land on the moon! We are openly seeking partners and let us shock the world!"
"I've finally had enough of wandering outside for two years. I want to find an honest zoo now."
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
Reader comments
我每次看到别人污蔑秦始皇是暴君，我就很愤怒，可以说没有秦始皇就没有今天的中国
If there really is a panda that can talk, just study it directly, and I won't care if you are a panda or not.
Brothers! This is a soul-piercing article! Hope everyone knows~!
I really think that the national treasure is so great. If you really talk, you will become an experimental subject in minutes!
I feel that the quality is not as good as the previous one, but the blocked one is better. The Kanniang novel is suitable for the main theme of warmth, and it is very good if it adds some battles, and it is good to drive some cars.
Are you sure this guy isn't a gangster? Are you sure you were a soldier in your previous life? That's it, this whole gangster, even though he only read the first three chapters, he was really poisoned to death.
Someone brings a bucket of Viagra to it and brings eighteen female pandas over.
The author who commented yesterday also set the world where the protagonist travels according to the anime's open clothing setting? It's a blessing to fight with them, but the prerequisite is that you have good eyesight and can see the enemy's moves? Also, the productivity should not be synchronized. It is impossible for the bronzes of the Qin Dynasty to peak, and other firearms of the Ming and Qing Dynasties that have not yet appeared? A few others are also set overseas? Just delete the comment?
No matter what kind of animal it is, if it can talk, you can only lie in the research room, there is no other way
Any animal that has the same intelligence as humans cannot accommodate it. If the number is small, it will be kept in captivity for research. If the number is large, it will be destroyed. Don't think that pandas are really valuable. Have you ever heard of emergency evacuation? If pandas threaten human life, in an emergency Under the law of avoiding danger, it is not illegal to kill pandas. If necessary, you can even kill them for meat. It is people-oriented. Pandas are intelligent and can talk. It shows that what awaits them is permanent imprisonment, reproduction under human control, controlled population, and used for scientific experiments!
I feel like this novel is not good, it's not funny at all. What's funny is that I haven't laughed in a long time.
You can't use this book with your brain, and that book can't use your brain. I suspect that the person who said this has no brains. If you take it with you, you will become a fool sooner or later.
A bear man will never be a slave unless he has food and shelter.
This novel is actually quite enjoyable to read without thinking too much, haha
It was fine for one or two chapters, but after five chapters, I felt like this book was silly.
Is it really fun to talk like a scoundrel?
When will I have stars?
If you were a human being, you would have been shot long ago.
In the final analysis, the novel is to bring us into the position of the protagonist, but how can you bring me in? I am always worried about being dissected and studied.
The Ursines will never be slaves and have nothing to fear, ahhhhhh! ! ! Well. . . I ate too much at lunch and I burped.
Isn't this going to be sliced and studied by you?
Humans protect rare animals, but that doesn't mean they can accept an intelligent race
It made me laugh so hard. It was so well written.
It's hard on the eyes to see without a brain. A thousand-meter-long weapon, and a human on earth is 1.8 Meters tall.
May I ask what level the VIPS is?
Why are they all so awesome?
So many repeated words! Are you trying to cheat on the word count? ? ?
You can all have your wish come true. Why else are you in the entertainment industry? Directly wish that all beautiful people will be yours. If you have a pair of indestructible kidneys, it's all yours to become a fairy man directly. The ending of this book is not good
The Eternal Hero of Call from Another World
Wasn't An Shigeng's counterfeit coin case over long ago? The An family was dead long ago, and the relationship between Qingqing and Shenhou Mansion was over long ago. Why is An Jia alive again in the new chapter, and the relationship between Qingqing and Shenhou Mansion is inexplicably restored?
我每次看到别人污蔑秦始皇是暴君，我就很愤怒，可以说没有秦始皇就没有今天的中国
If there really is a panda that can talk, just study it directly, and I won't care if you are a panda or not.
Brothers! This is a soul-piercing article! Hope everyone knows~!
I really think that the national treasure is so great. If you really talk, you will become an experimental subject in minutes!
I feel that the quality is not as good as the previous one, but the blocked one is better. The Kanniang novel is suitable for the main theme of warmth, and it is very good if it adds some battles, and it is good to drive some cars.
Are you sure this guy isn't a gangster? Are you sure you were a soldier in your previous life? That's it, this whole gangster, even though he only read the first three chapters, he was really poisoned to death.
Someone brings a bucket of Viagra to it and brings eighteen female pandas over.
The author who commented yesterday also set the world where the protagonist travels according to the anime's open clothing setting? It's a blessing to fight with them, but the prerequisite is that you have good eyesight and can see the enemy's moves? Also, the productivity should not be synchronized. It is impossible for the bronzes of the Qin Dynasty to peak, and other firearms of the Ming and Qing Dynasties that have not yet appeared? A few others are also set overseas? Just delete the comment?
No matter what kind of animal it is, if it can talk, you can only lie in the research room, there is no other way
Any animal that has the same intelligence as humans cannot accommodate it. If the number is small, it will be kept in captivity for research. If the number is large, it will be destroyed. Don't think that pandas are really valuable. Have you ever heard of emergency evacuation? If pandas threaten human life, in an emergency Under the law of avoiding danger, it is not illegal to kill pandas. If necessary, you can even kill them for meat. It is people-oriented. Pandas are intelligent and can talk. It shows that what awaits them is permanent imprisonment, reproduction under human control, controlled population, and used for scientific experiments!
I feel like this novel is not good, it's not funny at all. What's funny is that I haven't laughed in a long time.
You can't use this book with your brain, and that book can't use your brain. I suspect that the person who said this has no brains. If you take it with you, you will become a fool sooner or later.
A bear man will never be a slave unless he has food and shelter.
This novel is actually quite enjoyable to read without thinking too much, haha
It was fine for one or two chapters, but after five chapters, I felt like this book was silly.
Is it really fun to talk like a scoundrel?
When will I have stars?
If you were a human being, you would have been shot long ago.
In the final analysis, the novel is to bring us into the position of the protagonist, but how can you bring me in? I am always worried about being dissected and studied.
The Ursines will never be slaves and have nothing to fear, ahhhhhh! ! ! Well. . . I ate too much at lunch and I burped.
Isn't this going to be sliced and studied by you?
Humans protect rare animals, but that doesn't mean they can accept an intelligent race
It made me laugh so hard. It was so well written.
It's hard on the eyes to see without a brain. A thousand-meter-long weapon, and a human on earth is 1.8 Meters tall.
May I ask what level the VIPS is? Why are they all so awesome?
So many repeated words! Are you trying to cheat on the word count? ? ?
You can all have your wish come true. Why else are you in the entertainment industry? Directly wish that all beautiful people will be yours. If you have a pair of indestructible kidneys, it's all yours to become a fairy man directly. The ending of this book is not good
The Eternal Hero of Call from Another World
Wasn't An Shigeng's counterfeit coin case over long ago? The An family was dead long ago, and the relationship between Qingqing and Shenhou Mansion was over long ago. Why is An Jia alive again in the new chapter, and the relationship between Qingqing and Shenhou Mansion is inexplicably restored?
Do you have some basic historical knowledge?