Your Highness, I'm Not Into Men

She's carefree and clueless, yet somehow she meets a man who loves her but never says so.

Gu He says:

"Your Highness, confess already, before you lose your wife!"

"Your Highness, look at Young Master Su. He took Miss Zhao's flower hairpin the very first time they met, while you went and gave your love rival a hundred steamed buns."

"Your Highness, Miss Zhao is already sleeping in a separate room from you. Aren't you going to try harder?"

Li Yexi says:

"Tiantian, you can sleep in my room tonight. Stop climbing over the wall. The ladder by my wall is almost worn out from you stepping on it."

"Tiantian, I believe you're just silly, not stupid."

"Tiantian, don't sleep in a coffin. It's bad luck."

Zhao Tian says:

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about you and General Gu. I'm shipping you two."

"Li Yexi, my best girl!"

"Your Highness, how about I teach you the nine-times table?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.