"I'll come clean: my giant panda can talk!"
At a press conference, Lu Yan's giant panda, Lele, uttered a famous line that shocked the world.
"The bear-people will never be slaves!! Unless you provide food and lodging!!"
That day, the world erupted!
"That man actually figured out how to increase animals' intelligence and even make them speak!"
"He can make animals talk! Just how much more high-tech stuff is he hiding?"
"Half an hour ago, our most elite hacker squad was completely wiped out. They couldn't even breach the outer defenses of his home!"
"We may have to consider using unconventional methods against him!"
"This is bad! All our people have been captured! They can't even kill themselves! I have a feeling we're about to lose face in a big way!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
It's better to be a panda. I always feel weird like this