I Don't Want to Be the Devil at All

One sunny morning, Lin Zhe was taking a shit. Because he forgot to bring paper, he wiped his butt with his hands. He was disgusted by himself. After being reborn in another world, he was given a system. Just when he thought he could reach the top of his life, the system assigned him a task. Reward for becoming a demon king: shortened life span by a hundred years. From then on, Lin Zhe worked hard all day not to become the devil. "Hmph, we are the four demon kings under His Royal Highness Wang Ba. Only by defeating us can you become the real demon king. Surrender quickly, young man, you can't defeat us." "Huh? Aren't there five of us?" Ni Gu had diarrhea and was extremely sick of her stomach. Lin Zhe looked at the three people in front of him with a puzzled look. "Hmph, don't try to delay time, stop talking nonsense and let's start the war!" A minute later, Ni Gu had diarrhea and was extremely sick from her stomach. Lin Zhe looked at the three people who fell to the ground and could not get up again and fell into deep thought. "I really don't want to... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.