Wang Xiaokang transmigrates and becomes an ordinary little immortal in the Immortal Realm.
Faced with the disdain of countless immortals, Wang Xiaokang stops pretending!
With the System backing him, he lays his cards on the table: he is a mortal!
From then on, he thrives.
He uses Marshal Tianpeng’s Heavenly River to raise crayfish, and turns Bima Wen’s stable into a dairy farm for baby cows...
The Seven Fairy Maidens: Great One, please, could you give us some face masks?
Wang Xiaokang: Trade the Queen Mother’s Jade Nectar for them.
Taishang Laojun: Xiaokang, about those crayfish from last time... Here’s a golden pill.
Wang Xiaokang: No. Two.
Erlang Shen: Great One, that eye drops... Could I trade this * for them?
Wang Xiaokang: Get lost!
I am a mortal!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Do gods need facial masks? Will you need eye drops? Want lobster?
The introduction is so poisonous, it's unbelievable that a god can be like this,