Showdown, I Am a Panda and Can Talk

"The giant panda that has been pretending to be a panda for so long has become the pleasure of you humans in exchange. Now I don't pretend anymore, I show my cards, I am a panda and can speak human language! " A giant panda puts its hands on its hips and makes a declaration of its own. Immediately, the world was shocked! "Does the appearance of a giant panda that can speak human language mean that the legendary demon exists?" "We must find it and decipher its secrets!" "Wow! A talking panda, isn't it amazing?" "Capture it at all costs!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.