Livestreaming After Being Kidnapped by the Sea Folk

Since reading urban literature, I have deeply understood a truth! First: Don't mess with someone who comes out of the mountains, he might be an expert. Second: Don't mess with people named Ye, they might be rich young people from a wealthy family. Third: It's best not to mess with farmers, he might be a miracle doctor. Fourth: Don't mess with the security guard, he may be a king of soldiers and killers. Fifth: Don't mess with teachers, they may be low-key and awesome people. Sixth: Don't mess with students. They may be reborn evildoers or people with supernatural powers or immortal cultivators who encounter by chance. Seventh: Last but not least, don't mess with school beauties, lolita girls, or royal sisters. If you mess with these, you will mess with all the other ones.

What's good about playing with women? It's better to play with snakes. Pull out the snake's venomous fangs and tease it with your brother. The angry snake bites it. Snakes don't know how to chew. They can only swallow hard. When the snake bites, it also wants to strangle the opponent. The body of a cold-blooded animal My body is tightly wrapped around my younger brother, cold on the outside and hot on the inside, the scales of the snake are constantly rubbing, spitting out poison from time to time, the water is so moist, the feeling is like ice and fire, extremely tight, how can it be described as "refreshing"? After finishing it, you can make soup to replenish yourself!

Everyone, let me tell you a secret. In fact, you are all powerful men who have returned from mythology! It's just that you lost your memory after entering reincarnation. As long as you restore 0, you can restore your memory and break the void and return to the myth!!

Brothers, don't be deceived by him. This book was copied. I looked it up in the Xinhua Dictionary. All the words are the same, but he just messed up the order!!!

The big rock snake used hardening! The armored shellfish is scared! Big Rock Snake used Gigantization! The armored shell used a water gun! Big Rock Snake used a horn drill! This works very well! A knowing blow! This is a one-hit kill! The armored shell used a cry! The armored shell activates its characteristic and uses the tide easily!

It is said that female dolphins are much more comfortable than women

As we all know, mermaids usually wear starfish bras, and the starfish's mouth is in the middle of the body. Do you know what this looks like? Starfish Bra has been drinking mermaid milk and gnawing on mermaid breasts all her life.

Police: The mermaid you are talking about, is she drunk?

If you dare to reply, I will curse you to travel to another world and become the most beautiful human being, and then your lovely sister will get the brother control system and think about controlling you and conquer you all day long; the school beauty in your class has a crush on you and travels with you to become an empress, thinking about killing you every day; you will also get ten daily check-in systems, urging you to check in every day and giving you rewards, annoying you to death... Eh, I'm so vicious

In fact, Naruto doesn't need to find the heroine's direct shadow clone and transformation technique. How nice it is to fuck yourself. Just do whatever you want, in various positions.