Journey to the West: I Claim All the Merit for Myself

I transmigrated into Journey to the West and became Tang Sanzang, with a ridiculously awesome System. As long as I change the original story of Journey to the West and keep the humans and demons involved from playing the roles Buddhism intended for them, I can seize merit and earn heaven-defying rewards!

Sun Wukong: "Master, please take me as your disciple! I don't dare ask for any merit. I just want to stay by your side and cheer you on!"

Black Bear Monster: "Brothers, retreat, now! Tang Sanzang is here! Everyone who's tried to stop him has been turned into skewers!"

Guanyin: "Xuanzang, I'm begging you. If you keep making trouble like this, every demon along the road will run away!"

The Jade Emperor: "Xuanzang, I swear on my conscience, I had nothing to do with this. It was all a scheme by Spirit Mountain. Don't hit me..."

West Sea Dragon King: "Holy Monk, if you don't want my son, then let my youngest daughter be your mount!"

The gods and Buddhas of the heavens: "Holy Monk, we want to join the Journey to the West too! You have so many merits and magical treasures, so please hand out a few to us!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.