Pirate: Did I Eat the System?

After traveling through time and becoming Kizaru, I ate two Devil Fruits, the first one was called the Miracle Fruit. I ate it the night I turned 18. I was so hungry that I found it on the ground. I picked it up and ate it. I heard a vague mechanical sound. "Help!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.