I, the World's Top Livestream Salesman

Because the game is out of service, let's meet here

It's my first time to be a (troller), and I'm a little nervous (nervous)… (everyone here is) a little bad guy…ah ha (ha) don't (spray me)… (the feeling of trolling someone) It's so cool… [laughs evilly] (remove the brackets and you will discover a new world)

The little author, who is not updating the article, holds up his two ears, cuts the arteries and veins, and remains motionless, so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, inserts needles to destroy his brain and hangs him up. He sticks hydrochloric acid on his belly and crawls around so cutely. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and given electric shocks after hanging his tail. It's so cute to feel sad and depressed. The young author, without updating the article, pinched the left and right breasts, cut open the thorax and performed a laparotomy, the blood was so cute. The young author, who did not update the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and his cecum was cut and sewn up. His eyes were dull and so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update the article, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cerebellum, and his dying struggle is so cute. The young author, who did not update his articles, tied his hands and feet and hung them up. He used leather whips, candles and electric batons, and his cries were so cute! The young author, if I don't update the article, air is injected into the brachial vein. After the left side is hit, the right side is hit. The eyes are so cute~

Does the author have any misunderstanding about 7-star hotels? Are the 50% off cards issued casually? Do you know how much a standard room in a 7-star hotel costs per night? I guess you, the author, wrote it randomly without checking it.

I just don't understand. Is it interesting for you to show off your superiority here? What kind of brains do you bring when you come to Feilu to read novels? What kind of logic and reality do you care about? Isn't this a setting? If you want to be strict, just go ahead and click.

I am the best inflatable doll seller in the world.

If you don't have the system's 30 million fans, you're a piece of shit.

The quality of a book does not depend on the author, but on the individual. There are ten thousand Hamlets in the eyes of ten thousand people. Don't always use your own ideas to dominate others. If it's not good, you can read it elsewhere.

Are watermelons sold online for twenty pounds each? How do I get an order worth twenty pounds? One watermelon is not enough, but two watermelons are too much. Damn it, twenty pounds per order.

Like the title, there is a system, what did you do? If you sell it at cost, wouldn't it be possible to sell it out if you put it there? There are also various compliments and respects written about big bosses. What is the point that deserves their respect? Can I still use you if I sell it at a discount? The most embarrassing thing is that Master Xing has come out. I am giving you all kinds of things and licking you. What have you done? Why? This is all about thinking and doing nothing. You reduce the price of other people's things, or even sell them at full cost, and then sell them out. People all over the world worship you. The system is just a soy sauce that sends cruise ships, villas, and planes. The author should quickly change the protagonist. It doesn't even have the most basic logic. What a stupid book.