My Master Is a Goddess of Heaven

My name is Zhu Bajie. I've been unlucky my whole life. I was even killed when my phone exploded while I was playing a game. After I died, even Hell wouldn't take me in.

The Underworld had no choice but to send me back to the human world. That incident completely changed my life.

Volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, even a calamity caused by ten thousand ghosts: all of these are easy for me to handle.

After years of dealing with the gods, I've learned to bribe them with the human world's finest liquor and cigarettes, snacks, and toys. Even the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas and the Ten Kings of Hell do my bidding.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.