Journey to the West

Boy, I have been to the West, but... I regret it! The great sage is gone and will never return, and the Buddha points out ninety thousand years. It is difficult to purify the body and mind of a pure pig, and the Buddha fell into amen. There are monsters in the Liusha River, and they have murderous thoughts under the glass lamp. Only the white dragon is left to guard the general, and a monk holds a staff and walks to the end of the world! Three Realms? Hypocritical? What kind of Western Heaven is this? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.