Urban: I Get Stronger the More Money I Earn

Chu Tiankuo was so broke he was eating dirt and drinking the wind, and didn't even dare squat in a public toilet.

Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of it!

One day, he activated the Get Stronger Whenever Money Is Mentioned System.

"Chu Tiankuo, when are you paying me back?"

Ding! 10,000 yuan deposited into your bank account.

"Turn left up ahead and you'll get there."

Ding! 100,000 yuan deposited into your bank account.

"Holy crap, Brother Kuo! I'm calling dibs on being the first to know!"

Ding! 1,000,000 yuan deposited into your bank account.

The trigger isn't limited to the word "money". Anything that sounds the same will do.

Damn it, Chu Tiankuo says this salted fish is finally going to turn its life around!

Car dealership manager: "Hey, you! Do you think a poor loser like you can touch this car?"

Chu Tiankuo: "Screw you! I'll take ten Rolls-Royce Phantoms to start."

Real estate agent: "You stinking wage slave, you can't even afford a bathroom!"

Chu Tiankuo: "Get lost! I'll buy ten buildings and use them as toilets."

Street interviewer: "As a poor laborer, what would you do if you won five million?"

Chu Tiankuo: "Are you kidding me? I make tens of millions a second, and that's what you ask me..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.