I Dare to Hit Buddha with My Head

Some people say that I am a rat excrement, saying that I messed up a pot of good porridge. I actively admit it and like it. Later, some people say that my Tietou Gang is a rat excrement. I refuse to accept it. I am the leader of the Tietou Gang. This adds up to at least two. Actually, I wonder when anyone will admit that they stewed a pot of rat shit. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.