From the Start, I Choose the Batmobile

Since reading urban literature, I have deeply understood a truth! First: Don't mess with someone who comes out of the mountains, he might be an expert. Second: Don't mess with people named Ye, they might be rich young people from a wealthy family. Third: It's best not to mess with farmers, he might be a miracle doctor. Fourth: Don't mess with the security guard, he may be a king of soldiers and killers. Fifth: Don't mess with teachers, they may be low-key and awesome people. Sixth: Don't mess with students. They may be reborn evildoers or people with supernatural powers or immortal cultivators who encounter by chance. Seventh: Express delivery, don't mess with the delivery guy, he might be a big boss. Eighth: Last but not least, don't mess with school beauties, lolita girls, or royal sisters. If you mess with these, you will mess with all the other ones.

I have no enmity with you. Why do you treat me like a retard?

What a cool Batmobile. Hello, you are suspected of driving without a license, dangerous driving, revoked driver's license, impounded vehicle, detained for fifteen days, fined 20,000, please come with us.

It's quite real and touching to write about delivering couriers. It looks like he is indeed a courier. But these women wrote~hahahahahahahaha~ they need to be strengthened, please work hard.

Why do these women look like they have cerebral palsy?

Well, the old sales escort routine is back. . .

The protagonist goes on a blind date for his uncle, but the blind date's daughter is bullied in front of her, and the protagonist is still quarrelsome. Is this still a blind date?

It seems that the protagonist is a straight man, but if you look carefully, you can see that he is licking*

Is the name Xu Mo more appealing to boys?

Why do I feel like I've seen it before and it's a repost??