One Piece: My Talk-Fu Is Unbeatable

By a stroke of luck, Lin Shen obtained the Ultimate Trash-Talk System, and from then on, he made a habit of picking fights with everyone he met.

"Why's your belly so big? Planning to plow the ocean? You've been getting more and more porky, huh? I thought boars only got this fat after they were castrated. Don't tell me you've been castrated too?"

Saint Charlos spat blood and collapsed on the spot.

"No one can compare to your beauty, because I'm already about to throw up."

The old lady was so furious that she crushed her chair on the spot.

From then on, a new rule took hold in the pirate world: you could pick a fight with anyone, but never with Lin Shen.

He could cuss you to death without lifting a finger, all while smiling from ear to ear.

If Heaven had never made me, the trash-talk hero, the way of the roast would have been dark for eternity.

Come on! Let's hurt each other!

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