Great Tang: I'd Rather Die Than Marry Changle

Li Jing: "If we can drive off the enemy, I'll lead your horse and help you mount!"

Wei Zheng: "If that really happens, I'll carry your shoes!"

Fang Xuanling: "I'll massage your legs!"

Changsun Wuji: "We'll call it even for beating up Changsun Chong. If that's not enough, beat him up again!"

Li Er: "If you succeed, I'll marry Changle to you!"

Qin Huaijun: "I'd rather die than marry Changle!"

Li Er: "Hmm!"

Qin Huaijun: "But little Xizi isn't bad!"

Li Er: "You little brat!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate them.