How to Keep a Low Profile When You Drive a BMW

My name is Lu Yang, and I bought my first BMW.

The first thing I did was let everyone on my social media know I'd bought a BMW.

The second thing I did was let all my old classmates know I'd bought a BMW.

The third thing I did was let all my colleagues know I'd bought a BMW.

The fourth thing I did was let my first love, who is already married, know I'd bought a BMW.

But I only wanted to show off discreetly.

The problem is, I just can't keep it low-key!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.