Tang Dynasty: I Will Not Marry Changle Until I Die

Li Jing: "If you can repel the enemy soldiers, I will be willing to lead your horse and ride for you!" Wei Zheng: "If that's the case, I'm willing to carry your shoes!" Fang Xuanling: "I'm willing to beat your legs!" Changsun Wuji: "The beating of Changsun Chong has been cancelled. If you are not satisfied, beat him again!" Li Er: "If you are successful, I am willing to marry Changle to you!" Qin Huaijun: "I'll kill you if I don't marry Changle!" Li Er: "Yeah!" Qin Huaijun: "But Xiao Sizi is not bad!" Li Er: "Smelly boy!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.