I'm Really Not a Fake Expert

For some reason, a huge amount of this world's historical records have vanished, leaving a gap in civilization. As a result, antique appraisal shows have sprung up everywhere.

"This object has a row of sharp teeth. You squeeze it with both hands to trim hair. Ancient texts record different names for it: some call it a 'hair trimmer,' while others call it a 'nine-toothed rake'..."

"Relics have been unearthed in Shancheng. A curved iron divider splits an iron pot into the shape of a taiji symbol. Some experts argue that it is the origin of the yin-yang theory, while folk enthusiasts call it a 'hot pot with two broths'..."

"There was an ancient demon beast, green all over, that could stop a cart with one arm. Only the six-legged divine beast 'mayfly,' said to be able to shake trees, could stand against it."

Faced with all these archaeology experts making things up, Xu Feng says, "I'm really not a fake expert."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.