I'd Dare to Headbutt the Buddha

Some people say I'm a rat dropping that ruined a whole pot of good porridge. I readily admit it and give them a like. Later, someone else said my Ironhead Gang was a rat dropping. That I couldn't accept. I'm the leader of the Ironhead Gang, so together we're at least two rat droppings. What I really want to ask is, when will someone admit they've cooked a whole pot of rat droppings?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.