Anime Crossover: Don't Drag Me Into This, I Just Want a Normal Life

I, Tsuchima Sougo, just want to enjoy a quiet everyday life.

But what the heck is this Cthulhu thing that came with my golden finger?

In reality, it's like this.

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Tsuchima Sougo, if you want me to chase you for eight blocks like in the manga, then keep walking!"

Someone: "Ehehe?"

Nakiri Erina: "Don't talk to me about excavators. What the heck are those?"

Someone: "Pfft, sorry. I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it."

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Perhaps you're right. However, I don't approve of what you're doing. You're completely insane, and yet..."

Someone: "I don't need your approval. At most, you're just a hostage in my Adults' Empire Strikes Back."

This is how it begins.

But why do all these people come looking for him later, carrying knives?

Just then,

a certain dumpling girl stands in the way..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.