Urban: I Became Invincible Just by Watching Ads

School Belle: "Su Ze, be my boyfriend?"

Su Ze: "You don't like watching ads. Sorry, we're not right for each other!"

Cheng Xiao: "Su Ze, do you like what I'm wearing today?"

Su Ze: "I don't care whether you look good or not. My ads look better anyway!"

Reporter: "Mr. Su, what's the secret behind your success?"

Su Ze: "Whether I'm successful is beside the point. The important thing is that I like watching ads."

Everyone: ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.