My System Says She's Totally Useless

Lu Xun was reborn in a parallel world where the entertainment industry was desperately underdeveloped.

He also got a System that called itself "totally useless" and could only go ding, ding, ding.

It couldn't make him a tycoon who showered people with money, or help him level up his cultivation techniques...

"Little Useless, I have to admit, your dings are pretty crisp and pleasant to hear."

Ding! This is the first time anyone has praised me. Host's affection +1.

What was this supposed to mean? Other people were reborn to pick up girls, but I was reborn to pick up my System.

The world isn't lacking in beauty, only in eyes capable of seeing it.

Little Useless could bring things from his mind into reality.

If it hadn't met a reborn person like me, it might really have been pretty useless.

"What? Lu Xun's releasing a new song? Stop trying to grab the headlines at once!" cried a certain singer surnamed Wang.

"Ever since I ran into Lu Xun in ranked matches, I've felt like I'm so bad I could pass for a grandmaster," complained a certain devilish player whose name starts with F.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.