Kid, Can I Interview You? Get Lost.

Lin Xuan transmigrated to a parallel world where everything went far too smoothly, and life was always plain sailing.

Every passerby he interviewed seemed to have a happy, perfect life. It was all so dull and monotonous.

There was never any sign of a twist, until he obtained a Twist Ending System.

Passerby: "My girlfriend and I are great. I give her whatever she wants, and she doesn't mind that I'm poor. I've been taking her to **class on my electric scooter for five or six years. We're really happy."

Lin Xuan: "So in the end, someone else drove her around in a Mercedes three times, and she ** with him, then even took your rice cooker **?"

Passerby: "..."

Passerby: "I'm so excited today because I won the lottery."

Lin Xuan: "So you rushed to the lottery shop to claim your prize, only to realize you'd been in such a hurry to use the bathroom that you'd used the ticket as toilet paper?"

Passerby: "..."

Passerby: "My son pays close attention in class and does really well. His teachers are always praising him."

Lin Xuan: "So that means..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.