Fellow Daoist, Put Down Your Brick

In an age where martial arts reign supreme and demons and monsters run rampant, Wu Han quietly picks up a brick and begins his utterly deranged rise to power.

First thing he does when he meets someone? Smack!

He smacks a genius from a holy land! "Ding, congratulations, Host, you've obtained god-tier cultivation talent!"

He keeps smacking! "Ding, congratulations, Host, you've obtained the power to shatter mountains!"

And smacks again! "Ding, congratulations, Host, you've successfully beaten your opponent into an idiot..."

Wu Han: "..."

Even emperors tremble when they see Wu Han. "Fellow Daoist, put down that brick and let's talk this out!"

Wu Han sighs softly. "I wanted to be a refined, easygoing gentleman! But damn, the System just won't let me act human!"

System: "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.