Urban: This Author Is a Total Flop

I've been a failure as a writer for ten years straight, struggling to make ends meet. My girlfriend wants to break up, my family doesn't understand me, my friends look down on me, I'm ignored at class reunions, and my future mother-in-law despises me, bluntly saying that writing novels is a dead end.

"Congratulations, Host. You've tasted all the bitterness and sweetness life has to offer. Your ten-year failure-to-launch assessment is over. You have obtained the Glory Great God System."

The protagonist gains a passive skill: the Glory Protagonist Aura. Anyone who has read his novels becomes his fan.

After ten years of failure, he finally turns his fortunes around and experiences the treatment reserved for a great author.

A gambling addiction? No such thing. Read a novel. Trying to quit porn? Is it hard? Not at all, just read my novel.

Thinking of jumping off a building? Whatever's troubling you, take a moment to read a novel.

Ye Kai's career as a failed writer begins to take off.

He livestreams and teaches viewers to review the tropes we've all complained about over the years. In one day, he turns his fortunes around and saves failed writers across the internet. This story is entirely fictional and intended for entertainment, while spreading positive energy.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.