Today, I Caught a Monster

"Ahem, ahem, it's my turn to introduce myself." The pig-trotter protagonist.

"Ahem, ahem, ah!" The pig-trotter kept coughing, thinking his throat would feel better if he cleared it a little. After all, this was his first time on stage, and he wanted to look his best. P.S. I think braised pork trotters would be nice.

"What the hell are you coughing for? Hurry up and talk!" The readers grabbed the protagonist and stomped on him.

"Cough! Uh..." The protagonist's face swelled up. Timid and helpless, he hurriedly said, "Dear readers, I'm sorry! Please stop hitting me!"

"Fine! I'm from the Chu family, which specializes in eliminating evil spirits. Just as you said, you can't find any records about us, and no one even knows where we came from. That's because we eliminate them as soon as they enter the world. Heh heh heh, aren't we awesome? Louder, I can't hear you! You have to shout, 'Badass!' Yeah, that's more like it. And finally, my name is..."

"Oh, give it a rest! You're so long-winded. Whether I'm hitting you or typing, my hands hurt. Why are you talking so much? You're just talking to yourself." The author was so angry his hands were aching from typing...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.