Urban: Reborn as a Divine Golden Retriever

In reality, I have low self-esteem and am cowardly. I dare not conflict with anyone or insult others for fear of being beaten. But on the Internet, I am so high-spirited, looking down on the world, insulting netizens, and I am the only one who dominates! God would not have given birth to me as a keyboard warrior, thousands of stocks spurt like a long night, key is coming! The top of the immortal, proud of the world! I will key Pancai has the sky! The key of the river comes from the sky! One click to conquer the world! Break the world of mortals! Kill all the immortals! One key in hand, kill nine heavens! If there are no true immortals in the world! I am willing to hold the key and become an immortal! ーLittle brother, learn from it

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