History's Weakest Golden Finger System Host

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"Coach, I want to use cheats!"

Watching him kneel at my feet, clutching my leg and bawling, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. I sighed: Ah~ He'd been my male protagonist for ten years! And I'd left him hanging for ten years!

How could I do this to him?!

I questioned my selfish self, patted him on the shoulder, and said:

"No, you don't."

First stop: Demon Slayer

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