Boss, A Bowl of Toxic Chicken Soup, Please

"Boss, get me a bowl of chicken soup. After I finish it, I'm going on a trip on a whim."

"You're not joking, are you? Take a trip on a whim, and you'll come back to a stretch of days spent eating dirt. Are you sure you're ready?"

"Boss, come on! I haven't even gone yet, and you're already pouring cold water on me. That's pretty unfair of you!"

Host Lin Tian."

"Toxic Chicken Soup System activated."

"Obtained Calamity Poison Body."

"Poison Control +1."

"Poison Enhancement +1."

"Poison Immunity +1."

"Poison Extraction +1."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.