Xuanhuan: Ever Tried Senior Wellness?

After transmigrating to a world undergoing spiritual qi revival, he was over eighty and had no hope of advancing in martial arts. All he could do was stay home, enjoy his retirement, and wait to die.

But to his utter surprise, a change in his mindset activated the God-Tier Wellness System.

"Dad, I was born with the Heaven-Devouring Dao-Eating Physique. How come you can eat even more than your daughter?"

"Father, is there a realm beyond the Heart of Sincerity? Why is your state of mind even steadier than mine?"

"Honey, if I'd known you could fight this well, why would I have become a Valkyrie? I want to be your sweet little wife!"

"Good grief! Who is that old man? Why is he beating the beast king like it's his own son?"

Faced with everyone's questions, Chen Feng simply smiled calmly and silently picked up his thermos. "Ever heard of wellness for seniors?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.