Urban: A Beat-Up Tricycle from the Start

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I am a 91-year-old male and have had enough promiscuity! Now I want to find an honest girl to take over, I owe hundreds of thousands, have tattoos, smoke, drink, have affairs, steal, and beat women, but I am a good man!!!!! In the past few years, I have been hanging out in various bars and clubs, sometimes visiting prostitutes and doing things that adults do. I have about fifteen girlfriends before, and I have slept with them all. Now I am tired and want to settle down. I specifically want to find an honest girl to get married and live with. I don't have any special requirements. I just hope that you can have a house and a car, be over 170cm tall, weigh around 100cm, and have breasts above D! Small breasts will definitely not be considered! We also need to have a bachelor's degree, be filial to our mother-in-law, and preferably have an annual salary of more than 500,000 yuan, so that our marriage and future children are guaranteed. By the way, when buying a house, you must write mine in your name.

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This book is full of all kinds of cliche, pretentious and slap-in-the-face plots. The male protagonist has this straight image again. It makes me wonder if I have gone back several years ago. But because new readers join every year, they won't find this type of plot cliche. Alas, but an old bookworm like me has absolutely no books to read.

Book review ratings from low to high: Just like the first time we met → It's been years since then → Sincere gift → Like an old friend returning → Singing and getting drunk → Invading clothes in recent months → Young and green children → Time flies → Don't complain about separation → Self-knowledge of warmth and coldness → Deep love → Do you know the lover? I haven't seen the others, so I don't know. I've missed some, can anyone add it?

After reading four chapters, I was so fucked. The students at Fudan University are like mentally retarded and have no quality at all. Do you think all Chinese people are so unqualified? Are you in real life? So many people are reading this. They are really mentally retarded.

The first time it hurts, the second time it hurts, the third time it goes in and the fourth time it comes out, it slips, the fifth time it goes in and the sixth time it comes out, it won't be pulled out, the seventh time it's closed, the eighth time is teeth, the ninth time it's the first time, the body is exhausted, a lotus is turned on both sides, an eel is burrowing in, the lotus clamps the eel's head, and a clear spring flows out. When standing, the lotus is tightly closed; when squatting, the peonies are in full bloom. Although there is no sea, the tide comes every month.

This book is really not very well written, I don't know if the 5 stars are just for it. It's so hard to find a good book in Feilu. This is just my personal opinion. If you don't like it, don't criticize it. It doesn't mean anything.

Who dares to reply to me, I curse him every time he is molested by Sadako

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