I, Shiranui, Want to Be Hokage

Hidan ran back to a certain Akatsuki organization base in panic. Konan: Mr. Hidan, is there anything we can help you with? Hidan: Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say. Payne: We are Akatsuki, we are not afraid. Hidan exhaled: I... I was beaten to death by the Hokage just now! Xiaonan, Payne's tactical fallback Pain: Who is the Hokage? Hidan: Either one, but the strongest Hokage in Konoha Village! Konan used paper to create Sarutobi Hiruzen Hidan: That's not it, he's not that old Konan stacked up Kakashi again Hidan: Where's the blue bar? He doesn't have that little chakra, he came from Chatan! Konan created another Uzumaki Naruto Hidan tore up Konan's paper: Shiranui Genma, the strongest Hokage in Konoha! Have you watched Naruto! It's the handsome toothpick man, do you understand? Payne pfft... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.