The Daily Life of the Grilled Sausage Hero

Only an even crazier hero can save this crazy society!

As tenderhearted as he is: he set off thirty-three nuclear warheads like fireworks just to win a tender smile from his girlfriend, Murong Gangdan...

As domineering as he is: after returning from five years of cleaning public toilets, he found his three-year-old daughter living in a bear's den. In a fit of rage, he summoned eight billion retired soldiers under his command...

As ethereal as he is: just after completing Foundation Establishment, more than twenty scheming junior sisters repeatedly gave themselves to him to steal his spiritual root. He thought he was doomed to become a cripple, but in a single night, he attained immortal status...

As magnanimous as he is: his father-in-law mocked him as a good-for-nothing, but after one phone call, his old Nokia made the world's trillionaire kneel and call him master...

As stern as he is: after eating one extra popsicle, he spent the whole night with diarrhea, then punished himself by kneeling in the snow and drinking twenty cups of iced cola...

As charming as he is: one performance of the retro hit "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" captivated every gorgeous woman over fifty in the square...

His life is a legend, and the legend is him!

The greatest knight serves his country and its people...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.