Me, Go Straight to the Main Line

The first year the magic weapon hatched was a bra. I can't bear it! The second year the magic weapon hatched was a cucumber. I can't bear it again! Third year... "Brother Lin Fan, I want to eat candy!" The little Loli blinked her big eyes and looked up at Lin Fan expectantly. Lin Fan had a black line on his face and took out his shriveled wallet... Why, my Du Shen Bing is a loli! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.