"This is the Big Iron Stick Hospital. I'm Director Tong. What's wrong with you?"
"Director Tong! I can't breathe. I always feel like someone is strangling me from the front!"
"The autumn clothes are on inside out, next one!"
"Director Tong! Look how my thighs have turned purple. Do I have some terminal disease?"
"The long johns have faded, next one!"
"Director Tong! You are so handsome. Can you be my boyfriend?"
"Sorry, I'm not responsible for checking eyes here. Please go to the ophthalmology department next door!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
